The Train Sgt-Major - Continued from page one...

And so it went until we arrived in Winnipeg.  The train stopped alongside a platform adjoining the main station, a domed building of impressive proportions. As usual, the officers debarked as did, of course, the Train Sgt-Major. We also noticed, as we peered through soot stained windows, that a large contingent of our friends from the Provost Corps in Winnipeg were strategically placed along the platform to dissuade anyone who might be having second thoughts about going to Korea! Most of the officers, as well as the Sgt-Major, disappeared into the train station. What happened next was related by one of the cpl C Pro C who was attached to the Unit. It seems that the Train Sgt-Major cut quite an impressive figure as he strutted to and fro in his full majesty under the sizeable dome of the station.  Civilians gaped at his magnificence! After a while, our C Pro C cpl marched up to the Sgt-Major, halted and standing at attention advised the Sgt-Major that the train was leaving in five minutes. "Don't tell me when the train leaves, Corporal, I'm the Train Sgt-Major! I know when the train leaves."  The cpl withdrew to the exit leading to the train. A minute or so later, a C Pro C Sgt from the Winnipeg contingent repeated the warning and was similarly rebuffed; at this point, the unit C Pro C cpl reboarded the train which shortly left the station. The word that the Sgt-Major had missed his train spread like wildfire and was accompanied by more than the occasional whoop followed by the removal of web belts and unbuttoning of tunics! Even our platoon Sgt could not repress a grin.

Then as now for most of the route, the main tracks of the railway paralleled the main highway between Winnipeg and Portage la Prairie, some 40 miles west of Winnipeg . We were about half-way to Portage when a roar of voices arose from the left side of the railcar: We all rushed to that side and peered out. There, no more than 50 yards away, was a taxi, a 1948 Ford to be precise, barreling down the highway and slowly outpacing the train.  In the rear seat, with the window wide open and with his body perilously projecting out of it, waving his pace stick frantically, was our beloved "Train Sgt-Major!"  This continued for some time until the taxi finally
outpaced the train and disappeared from view accompanied by various epithets from the troops including the hope that the taxi have a flat tire, run off the road and other suggestions not suitable for publication! The Train Conductor had evidently taken note of the situation for the train made a very brief stop in Portage to embark its errant passenger. To compound his embarrassment, he boarded near the end of the train and had to make his way through the officers' car and several others before arriving at our car and immediately proceeding to his corner roomette, face flustered and perspiring.

We saw precious little of our Train Sgt-Major for the rest of the trip but no one appeared to be sorry!

Published courtesy of Capital Comments, newsletter of KVA National Capital Unit #7, Ottawa , Ontario .

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